neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

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nagna-rell:

chronic-cat-lady:

goomyqueen:

pooklet:

simblraaaaaagghhhh:

I can’t 

i was not prepared for this

If video games aren’t art, explain this???

You’re making a huge mistake if you watch this without sound

lmao WHY?!

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#amazzing  

hairandglasses:

“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”

But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.

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“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”

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tenthgrader:

carolxne:

galaxys4:

do they make versace condoms

not in xtra small, sorry :-)

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cyberlocc:

never come for grandma

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koeniguana:

when vw did house parties

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fkaxtwigs:

FKA twigs for Spex Magazine Nr. 354 (Juli/August 2014)

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dankotaxvx:

hey mom my friends are here, ill be back later

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girilla-warfare:

IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE

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#its perf  

 

brooksoglesby:

so apparently some guy goes around golf tournaments and shouts “mashed potatoes” after they tee off

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