penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

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jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

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twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

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foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

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#omggg  

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fill so your followers can get to know you

State your name: Suzy

State the name that your parents almost named you: fucking Sally or DIRK if I was born with a DICK shit man

Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? sister is LIFE-FUH

Did anything embarrassing happen this week? among many other things I clearly farted in the liquor store then proceeded to buy nothing

Do people praise you for your looks? yes often enough actually and its very nice, usually my eyes/eyebrows, hair, apparel, and my figure

What is your favourite colour of clothing to wear? navy blue cuz I’m a ssssailor!

Do you work out every week? NAY NAY NAY

Do you like your smile? for the most part yea, I’ve always been a little self-conscious of my bubble cheeks tho tbh

Do you like your eyes? yes very much! 

Do you think you are attractive? yes but there’s no telling which part of the day is a “yikes” period

How much money is in your account? woof 4 lyfe 2k14 but ill get there 2k14

Are you single? I feel a little bit like Romeo at the moment and I feel like if Romeo got this question he would/would have been like “Heavens nay! For Juliet and I-“etc. but me I’ll say definitely yes but potential bae and I literally played patty cake today with no sign of straight faces and then he stood by to help/protect me completely unsolicited and after his shift ended so at least there’s that am I right at all ladies *cries softly* *cries softly constantly*

He’s a lit major *2 perfect 2 even vom tbh* so maybe he feels his own Juliet vibes he looks so good/dresses so well x eternity

I DONT WANT TO BE SINGLE in close

Do you want kids? holy shit yes

What does your backpack look like: black leather big vintage Coach bc ma is a great santa <3

What celebrity do you think is attractive? I am truly fucking swiping at Michael Fassbender’s d always

Last movie you saw in theatres: Dear White People

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thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere 

(via awkwardvagina)

#omf  

notforthetoweringdead:

"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"

*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time

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bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

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musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

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squarlo:

adonaihamelech:

Shit is pretty deep.

donald fucking glover

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